Caption challenges

Fancy yourself as a headline writer for the local sports paper? Can you put yourself in the position of one of our players? If so, have a think about what the headlines could be (or what the players could be saying) in the photographs shown below. To make your own contribution simply email Ian Emery now and specify which photograph your headline or caption refers to.

  1. Goalkeeper has his arms stretched ahead of match.
  1. Right on target.
These are two brothers, don't worry!
  1. That will definitely hurt in the morning!
  1. Our forward falls victim to new defensive tactics!
  1. Who doesn't want to be keeper today?
  2. Who thinks we should turn the goals around today?
  1. Under 11 bootboy expected to resign soon
  2. Bracknell braces itself for surge in electricity and water as washing machines go on after Under 11 win
  3. Under 11 warpaint strategy secures 4-1 win
  1. New winter strip fails to impress some.
  2. I'm sure Tim said a 9.30 meet. Where is everyone??
  1. Goalkeeper coaches concerned about new Oompaloompah signing
  2. New camouflage tactic fails to work
  1. New goalkeeping tactic not likely to fool many
  2. Keeper confident about races bet
  1. Much work still to be done on Under 11 throw-ins.
  1. Siamese twins joined at the foot amaze all by playing for opposing teams
  2. Which fool tied your laces this morning?
  3. New Can-Can dance starts game
  4. I said put your LEFT leg in, and then shake it all about!
  1. Don't worry, it's only broken in two places. Now get up, we've got a game to win!
  2. It's been a while since I changed a nappy, but I'll have a go...
  3. Don’t worry. You’ve only broken your foot, ankle, heel, knee and leg. So get up and score.
  1. No. 7 refuses to eat healthily at half time
  2. No. 7 upset at being sub'd for a 'mature' Angels player
  1. I know one of you stepped in it; I can smell it.